REBLOG IF: You hold your breath when you see a smoker come near you.
cowgirlsdonthavecooties:
Elementary School:
Can I sleep with you?=Bad Dream
Middle School:
Can I sleep with you?=Sleep Over!
High School:
Can I sleep with you?= OMG OMG OMG OMG
I sleep with Ronica all the time… we just don’t do anything. :)
Thee only thing missing here is… SUPERMAN!!!!
“Sorry…uh…ladies…”
Here’s to the girls you scare when your fly is stuck and you are just trying to get to your car.
